I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize