so remember that time i slept over and came home in the morning to realize i left my vibrator next to the faucet for parents and brothers to see? this is worse
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
Changed my sheets. Found a can of rockstar, crushed bag of tostitos, used tissues, and enough of both of our clothes to make a whole outfit.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
Also managed to rip my pants and set myself on fire. And oddly enough I'm still not ready to ask for 2010 back.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
arnt you supposed to become a mature adult when you move out of your parents house?
Moving out doesnt mean I'm mature, it means I can make pancakes and bacon at 3 in the morning and no one can judge me.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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