im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I thought that since they were twins... they would be equally as good in bed
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
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