she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
Minivans at bars can only lead to bad things.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Literally had a conversation with the pizza as to why it was a bad idea to reach in the back seat and grab a slice while driving. The pizza was right, it was safer to just wait until I got home.
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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