so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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