id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I just ordered a onesie on amazon in the back of the ambulance while my patient was sleeping. I'm an adult
It's best not to have your booty call on social media. So if they post stupid shit, you still want to fuck them.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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