Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I woke up with my bra stapled to the ceiling, her dad was in the hallway winking at me. I was the less drunk of the bunch.
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I have major gossip for you.
Oh no, did you have sex last night?
If I had sex last night I'd probably post it on facebook. It's been that long and I'd be that excited.
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
EW HE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE'S DAD
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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