What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Oh wow. Was walking and just saw her in the pool, fully clothed, ranting on an alligator float. I guess i should go get her before security gets here.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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