Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
Randomize
