I got raped by $2 you call it's. I'm still hammered. And mentoring high school kids. My life is a joke.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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