His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
areolas are like halos for boobs.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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