Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
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