I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Randomize
