lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
drunk enough to think that masterbating in the pool is an awesome idea
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
You are not allowed to borrow my car ever again. It smells like a hobo orgy happened in my backseat with a hint of onion. What did you do.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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