She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
