Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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