when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I think I've been inadvertently participating in a contest to see how many times I can show up to work hungover in my first year of teaching. And I'm the only participant. Not sure if I'm winning or losing.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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