That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
Last time I heard from you, you were double fisting strawberry milk and wine. Answer this text so I know you're still alive. Bonus points for a coherent answer.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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