That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
I never thought to pass out in a hotel lobby rather then paying for a hotel room until you taught me that's acceptable at the Hilton
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
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