Walk of Shame. In a state park.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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