Did we have sex?
No you put the condom on then passed out on the bed so I left
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
We've been fucking like crazy ever since she quit her job..ive been running errands all day to stay out of the house and give my dick a day of rest
I hate my life now
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I'm really busy with my period
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