its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
Question #1: Why am I on my living room floor? Question #2: Where did the bloody footprints come from? Question #3: Why are there two McChickens next to the wine bottle?
I'm going to stop at grocery on the way home. I'm CRAVING wine from a sippy cup. We have neither wine nor sippy cups.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
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