did you get engaged???
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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