Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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