Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
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