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As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
50% drunk capacity currently
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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