Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
I've never had someone so bad at kissing. It was like he was trying to block my airway with his tongue and he succeeded...
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
please don't ironically join a cult
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