whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
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