first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
BRING THE BAGELS
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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