Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
Liz is crying about burritos again.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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