We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
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