You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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