I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
And by "have lunch together" you mean me giving you a blow job in the back of your Tahoe, right?
Once again I let my vagina make the decisions...that and vodka :(
Randomize
