her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
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