i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Thank you for not boning my boss.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
You told me you were with a dog dressed as a taco, and it was the only one you trusted
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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