you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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