There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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