Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Your mouth is God's brothel.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
I have been referring to it as "thanks for getting out of me day" all week. Do you think they will still take me to brunch tomorrow?
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
Turns out I tore my ACL when I fell off the mechanical bull.. Happy bday to me
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
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