As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
Randomize
