So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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