upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
