ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I want her autograph on my taint
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
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