Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
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