Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
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