Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
no. you can't hotbox the world.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
She took one look at my hardon and said, "You have a dick built for anal."
That wasn't a compliment.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
i don't know what happened one minute im stumbling home drunk and the next im drinking pabst and smoking with a french guy ive never met named hugo.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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