So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
she was so wasted that she tried to tuck me in and read the jokes on the taco bell sauce as a bed time story
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
This was baby jesus's way of getting you to wait until the next bikini wax
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I realized I used a copy of a biography of JFK as pillow last night...
Happy Fourth.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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