So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Puked on a Tom Jones impersonator on the strip
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Waking up to find your mom holding your birth control pills and telling you I suggest you take this
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
I have post one night stand depression
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