I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
You guys do the cocaine and I'll do the dishes.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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