my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Swine flu is the new snow day.
highlight of my day: just saw a crying girl get dropped off at home wearing only socks, booty shorts, and a dirty wifebeeter. I wonder what happened to the costume...
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I've hit an all time low of asking baristas what would go good with marshmallow vodka. I think I might hire one to party with all of us. To make hangover drinks
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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