We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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