I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
I didn't think it was possible, but that girl next door is even louder when drunk.
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
Hey, I'm off work. Wanna take a metric fuckton of adderall, possibly get daydrunk, and get my hair cut?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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