On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I've decided to tape numbers to the bottom of my heels corresponding to the number of drinks I can safely consume in them.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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