I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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