i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
My pussy is not your playground.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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