Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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