awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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